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breaking: jake in the toyota prius named accessory to murder
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doodle of this dan-ecdote from the ywgttn event 💛
#daniel howell#dan howell#ywgttn#phil lester#amazingphil#dnp#dan and phil#phanart#butt chair#jake#but not from state farm#let's ignore the inconsistency in my line weights and focus on the cute lil phil ok thx#my art#dip and pip
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Gareth posts a Tiktok to the official CC account of the band in the studio. Everybody is just standing around with their instruments because Eddie’s on the phone like, “Uh-huh, yeah. So, what are you wearing?”
Eddie, gesturing to the band that he’s going to be a minute: Really? Big or little stripes?
Eddie: Horizontal? Fuck, that’s hot.
Gareth, panning the camera around to himself: This is why we haven’t released an album since 2005.
Eddie: *shushes him*
Robin stitches Gareth’s video with a Tiktok of Steve’s side of the conversation. He is sitting on her couch, wearing an old Corroded Coffin tshirt from 1993. She flips the camera back to her and says, “What’s worse is he’s lying.”
She gets shushed too.
#Steve: *exists*#Eddie: This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen#This one is giving real Jake from State Farm vibes except Jake is also really into it#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#gareth (stranger things)
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I gave my cat, Jake From State Farm, a treat and he did the sparkle transformation thing into the OG Jake From State Farm, like Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and then he gave me free insurance and left.
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JAKE from STATE FARM and not real life got an abortion!
#your fave#your fav got an abortion#your fave is#your blorbo#your fav#your fave blog#jake from state farm#state farm
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I forgot to post a schedule for this week. Should I post the final chapter of Mr. Right Now today? Is everyone ready for that?
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My partners are making fun of me… is my taste in men really that bad…? Be honest….
Maybe my taste in women is better heres that too
I mean come on guys hear me out
#I’m being bullied#callums art tag#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#homestuck#roxy lalonde#aradia megido#rise casey#rise cassandra#rise jason#rottmnt jason#rottmnt casey jones#rottmnt cassandra jones#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt donnie#rise donatello#rise donnie#future leo#rise future leo#jimmy palmer#jake from state farm#milo thatch#rise kendra#rottmnt kendra
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remembered the time me and my friend were trolling kids on roblox in 2019 and had to draw it as them
#my art#jjba#jojolands#jodio joestar#dragona joestar#also included some other screenshot i took that was funny but didn't want to make a whole comic for#anyways#the first one was from me i think because haha funny 9th grade band kind communism humor#and then the second was my friend (and also me) calling this guy jake from state farm until he reported my friend#that one was mostly funny bc he referred to my friend as the name in her username which is. not her actual name#also the 'bye d sucker' screenshot i took bc how could i not include it in a roblox themed post#*band kid not band kind#2023
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the coolest kids in forgotten valley!!☆
(…it seems there may have been a stretch of time where rock and lumina were the only kids in forgotten valley…🥲)
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#in the remake hugh and the player’s kid are the same number of years apart#so i can see them having very similar conversations n friendship#surely these two kids will grow up well adjusted and they will have no lasting effects from this kind of isolation. they will be fine#i have been thinking a lot about what their childhoods were like. i want to protect both of them#everyone who has anything to say about them as kids says that both of them were not well behaved children at all#tei says rock was rambunctious and energetic and hard to handle. sebastian says lumina was less than amenable#rock says he was bored to death when he first came here and lumina asks you not to tell romana that she’s lonely#lumina also hated wearing dresses so. she is very mad and ready to bite people maybe#sos awl#bokumono#my art#rock tumbling (sos)#harvest moon#story of seasons#story of seasons a wonderful life#bokujou monogatari#i like to imagine a au where pony and cecilia come to visit their family’s respective farms#so these two can have more friends ;w;#i am always thinking about how they were both severed from their families and taken in by someone else at a young age to live in nowhere#and they are both not exactly enthused about following the path laid out for them#headcanon ⚠️ i wonder if rock’s moving out on his own happened when he was a teenager. he was extremely confident everything would work out#anyway he got fired from every job ever and after many years came crawling back. and he came crawling back blond#at the time of chapter 1 lumina is baffled by the state of the guy she grew up with. why is he using dated slang and wearing disco costume#she is also kind of mad at him for having been gone for so long#hc rock probably had more freedom as a kid than lumina did which probably annoyed her#once again takakura retrieves a small rock from the goddess pond and he’s covered in poison ivy bee stings etc. no remorse#lumina from her window on the hill feels somehow jealous of these misadventures#lumina mentions in her heart event that she doesn’t often visit the beach because her skin burns easily#meanwhile rock was probably playing outside always. if his kid is any indication#idk i like thinking about the history of this extremely small village
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#state farm#jake from state farm#jojosolos#the other person looks like kara but idk#mcc#minecraft championships#mc championship#mcc rivals#twitch rivals#twitch#what is going on#screenshot courtesy of mysteriouswolf
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Two memes in a few days? Cringeee
Him too but that’s a silly joke
#dareth ninjago#archie hopper#one of my favorite genders#tf2 engineer#engineer tf2#tf2 demoman#demoman tf2#bandit heeler#atticus finch#phil dunphy#jake from state farm#daddy issues
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No, it's Jake from Snake Farm.
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Dazai would be the person who gets Instagram and literally only follows Jake from state farm
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bungou gay dogs#bored#bsd chuuya#shin soukoku#soukouku#dazai osamu#sskk#dazai is a little shit#jake from state farm#silly#idk#bsd headcanons#ig
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So I am a dumbass and didn’t realize that Spinner’s quirk is specifically gecko I thought it was a bigger reptile okay 😭😭
And after my friend and I talked about it I made the offhand remark that Spinner could be a jumbo-sized Geico gecko and they can’t unsee it
Because like
Look at it
So naturally I had to make a headcanon
Actor AU Spinner where between filming for MHA he does commercials for Geico
His biggest adversary is Shota from State Farm, otherwise known as Khaki Man (yes everyone on set teases him for it but hey man needs the muns)
#look I needed someone to be jake from State Farm#and my friend helped me pick Aizawa#granted I didn’t give them context but that just makes it funnier#best Jeanist would never subject himself to khakis when denim exists#nerd shit#funny#mha#my hero academia#bnha headcanons#bnha#actor au#mha au#shota aizawa#eraserhead#geico#geico gecko#spinner#shuichi iguchi#state farm
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